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MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?

A: None – just seasoned salt



Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?

A: Taco Bell (WAH – there isn’t one in Aberdeen!)



Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?

A: Five Star French



Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?

A: depends on the service – the worst tip I ever left was two cents for a jerk who treated me and the Baby Shark like crap on Mother’s Day – the ass.



Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?

A: tomatoes



Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?

A: Cheese and occasionally ham and pineapple



Q. What do you like to put on your toast?

A: Buh-hutter!



Q. What is your favorite type of gum?

A: Chicklets!



TECHNOLOGY



Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?

A: who cares?



Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?

A: far too many – lots of people I never contact, that’s for sure…



Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?

A: Dark Pearly



Q. How many televisions are in your house?

A: Only one and it’s hardly ever on…which is great!



BIOLOGY



Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?

A: Right – but I can use my left hand very well.



Q. Do you like your smile?

A: I look better when I smile.



Q. What's your best feature?

A: err…my hair?



Q. Have you ever had any piercings poked into your body?

A: Ears only…but I have considered getting my nose pierced.



Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?

A: Smell, definitely.



Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?

A: When I was 15 after a few years w/o a dentist (gee thanks mom)



Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?

A: gd bags of heavy stuff from Poundland, Morrison’s and Boots that I carried back to my flat from town



Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?

A: Yes – that ass.



BULL[SHIT]OLOGY



Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

A: Hell no – I try to live every day like it were my last.



Q. Is love real?

A: BWA-HA-HA!!!



Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?

A: Jedi Master



Q. What color do you think looks best on you?

A: Black or Dark Purple



Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?

A: Every damn day…



Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?

A: Isn’t that what Jedi do?



Q. Has someone ever saved yours?

A: hmmmm….possibly.



DAREOLOGY



Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?

A: Hell no…it would scare too many people and someone might shoot me.



Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?

A: sure –but no tongues!



Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?

A: gross



Q. If GoofyAuctions.com offered you $1,000 would you get your nipples pierced?

A: HELL NO



Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?

A: Only if it were an obscure journal only sold in Antarctica…



Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?

A: Yep – I LOVE hot sauce.



Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?

A: only if it were my ex-husband. ‘nuff said.



Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?

A: I should already have the money for this question….



DUMBOLOGY



Q: What is in your left pocket?

A. lint



Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?

A: Pedro was an idiot and Jon Heder is a dork. No.



Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?

A: Hardwood and carpet.



Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?

A: Stand (Who sits in a shower unless they are like 90 and have lost control of their bodily functions?)



Q: Could you live with roommates?

A: I don’t always enjoy it but do…it isn’t the roommates – it’s me. I am intensely private and anal retentive about cleaning….NO ONE can live up to my standards (even me!).



Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?

A: counting Birkenstocks? ZERO



Q: Where were you born?

A: Honolulu, Hawaii



Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?

A: Many years ago thank goodness!



Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?

A: I don’t plan to grow up folks!



Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?

A: My BABY SHARK!



LASTOLOGY



Q: Friend you talked to?

A: Abbey



Q: Last person you called?

A: Daniel



Q: Person you hugged?

A: Monty



FAVORITOLOGY



Q: Number?

A: 17



Q: Color?

A: Purple, Green and Black



Q: Season?

A: Autumn



CURRENTOLOGY



Q: Mood?

A: Worried (I have a huge paper due in a couple of weeks and lots of research to do before hand – YIKES!)



Q: Listening to?

A: noise from the Spital outside my window…



Q: Watching?

A: myself type



Q: Worrying about?

A: that damn paper I just mentioned - DUH



RANDOMOLOGY



Q: First place you went this morning?

A: to the PC to check my defrag status



Q: What can you not wait to do?

A: get my thesis turned in!



Q: What's the last movie you saw?

A: Terminator 3 (I didn’t like the ending at all!)



Q: Do you smile often?

A: Probably not as often as I should….



Q: Are you a friendly person?

A: Well…I am a Jedi. So I ‘have’ to be friendly – but I am drop dead serious far too much.



Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?

A: Eat my grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup.



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Sqirrel-ology!!!